Now it's time for some Michael Jackson Humor... (vulgar)

Q: Do you know the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, plastic, and dangerous to small children. The other is used to hold your groceries.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to
begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the
three-year-olds!

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalog.

Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.