71% of people in Chicago are idiots!

Yes, they re-elected the big Dick. It's truly amazing how stupid people in Chicago really are!

Wait... that's wrong... I said 71% of people in Chicago are idiots!, while that may be true, I really should say 71% of voters in Chicago are idiots. That's more accurate in this case because there's a decent population of felons in Chicago that CAN'T vote and the voters are too stupid to vote for politicians who believe that they have the right to defend themselves against the lowest of the low.

Chicago... I've got 2 words for ya.... TERM LIMITS!!!