Valerie won a Magnum!
So this morning Valerie tells me that she won a wine contest at work.  The prize is a magnum.  Great, I thought... .357?  .44?  The new 500 Magnum?
No... apparently it's a large bottle of wine... according to wikipedia, a Magnum is a 1.5 Liter bottle.  Twice the size of a normal 750ml bottle.
Great for her... bummer for me... since I could always use a new magnum!